? Who is God

:Part of our conversation with few friends in the pub

! Sally : oh no ! my God
? Me : who
! John : You know , The God
? David : right , who is God
Me : well , You know when you want something really badly, really really badly. And you pray that you will be able to get it. Well, God is the one that ignores you
! David , Sally , John & I : Laughing so loud and we're bursting into tears